Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize
