I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
