Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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