is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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