I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My ass is underappreciated
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
