they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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