this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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