We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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