Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.

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(727): View more from Florida

You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe

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(443): View more from Maryland

I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".

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(317): View more from Indiana

And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is

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(310): View more from California

Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...

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