A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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