you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We smell like vodka and hangover
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