Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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