just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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