handjob tips. give me some.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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