Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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