Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize