I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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