You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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