we have officially lost it.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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