I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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