Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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