it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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