Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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