I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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