Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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