3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
