Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
