He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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