Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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