That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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