Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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