Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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