You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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