It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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