something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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