He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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