PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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