Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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