Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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