you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Randomize
