school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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