Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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