That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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