the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
