I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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