I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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