piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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