Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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