why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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