Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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