well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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