I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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