dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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