What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
