therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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